No Room for Love. Farce. By Anthony Marriott and Bob Grant

Dr Garfeld arrives at the somewhat seedy Lawns Hotel in the hope of spending an enjoyable, if discreet, visit with his attractive receptionist, Michele. Unfortunately his wife is the harpist in an orchestra also visiting the hotel, which makes his excuse of a golfing excursion difficult to sustain. Further, the hotel's poor room registration system results in a wild confusion of mistaken identities, furious confrontations and hectic misunderstandings.